I've been called lazy, a homebody, and (once) worthless. Why? Because I'm not one of those guys who wants to race out into the world and see everything it has in store for me. Seriously, if I'd been put in charge of exploring the new world, we still wouldn't have any idea whether the earth was flat or not. I've got no wanderlust, no restlessness, no desire to scale any mountains or set foot where no one has before. The biggest adventure I ever want to go on is getting on the new roller coaster at Six Flags New England.